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Monday, November 26, 2012

Perhaps My Most ADD Post Yet

There are many blogs I read daily.  We all have our list of bloggy friends that we have formed connections with.  Why is it that we obsess about the way that person's voice sounds?  C'mon, admit it.  I know Holly and I aren't the only ones. That girl creeped my blog until last week. Now the mystery is over. Guess I'll have to rely on my Claire Danes good looks wit and charm to keep her around now.  

I will blog stalk you like no other hoping you post a vlog and I can finally know how your voice truly sounds.  Until then, I have a made up voice for you in my mind.  Nine times out of 10, the voice I picked for you in my mind is WAY off.  Every once in a while I get it spot on.  

So, knowing all of this, why did it take me so long to post my own vlog?? Aside from the fact that I had NO idea what I was doing {shout out to Megan for not thinking I was batshit cray-cray with my million questions}, I HATE the way my voice sounds when I hear it played back.  I am very self conscience about it.

While I'm on the topic of being self conscious {read: my ADD is kicking in}.... Can we take a minute to discuss my whole body?  It's no secret that I carry my weight around my hips and I have a booty that gives the illusion that my former occupation was driving a bus.  This poses a HUGE problem for me when lake season rolls around.  This is going to be the year that I am proud to wear a bathing suit.  Mark my words.  I will work my bus driver butt off to feel good about myself during lake season next summer.  Now if only I would be brave enough to post before pictures.....

Back to my original rant {see, ADD}, now that you all know what my voice sounds like, I'm a little excited to do another vlog.  R said he might make an appearance in the background of my next vlog if I record it at home.  Great... just what I need.  A grown man doing the "I'm sexy and I know it" wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yea dance in the background of my vlog.  I'll be sure he does it in his full Military uniform while holding a big gun just for you Nancy Clue.  

Alright, I need to get this Monday started.  Hey, before I go.... I need to change my blog. I'm thinking about getting in touch with Hubby Jack and seeing if he can hook a Claire Danes look alike girl up.  Is it worth it for all 17 of my readers though?  Thoughts?

Happy Monday, ladies!!!!!


  1. LOVED this ADD post... I often feel like my posts are a little ADD and all over the place, so I can keep up no problem.

    PLEASE don't tease with the military uniform and big gun! Haha - that would make my year!

    Definitely talk to Hubby Jack into redoing the blog design. He's so fab at what he does. I was like, "I don't have much idea other than I want a serif font..." And he whipped up like 10 different designs and we went back and forth from there. I'm so happy with it. DO IT - YOU WON'T REGRET IT! (no peer pressure or anything)

  2. You crack me up! haha! I know what you mean though, the first time I met ML I was totally surprised how SOUTHERN she sounded, not how she talked me my head, lol. I think i sound higher pitched on video than I sound in real life, I ALWAYS get comments on how I laugh too. random. Anyways, you should totally post before pics, if I can do it in a BIKINI you can too :)

  3. ok, maybe I should start rereading before I press publish. oops.

  4. I am totally with you on the vlog if I could just be smart enough to figure out how to do one!!

    And now you have one more follower! :)