I Ate Mope

Being a teacher I hear all kinds of jokes from my students.  Most of them are not at all funny {or even make sense}, but occasionally you get that one that makes you pee a little from laughing. 

 Just me?  Hmm...

Well anyway, here is that one.  

Student:  "Knock, knock"

Unsuspecting Teacher: "Who's there?"

Student: "I ate mope."

Unsuspecting Teacher: "I ate mope who?"

If you've read this more than once, say it out loud.  

Now, don't pretend like you didn't laugh. 

Happy Hump Day, Rock Stars!