Opinions Are Like Butt Holes

We all have opinions about things.  Some are right {mine} and some are wrong.  Take them for what they are worth, but here are some of mine...

-Pumping gas is over rated.

-Movie theaters should have couches.

-Everyone should own a dog.

-It is not weird to talk to you dog.

-Political opinions should be kept between you and  yourself.

-Yoga pants are just glorified sweats.

-Doing laundry is a tedious chore.

-Folding laundry is an even more tedious chore.

-Sweeper lines are like rays of sunshine inside.

-Tennis shoes are for working out.

-High heels are for sass.

-History is in the past, live in the now.

-People should be more patient with crying babies in public places.  You'd cry too if you had to sit in your own poo and eat mushy veggies.

-Everyone should learn how to swim.

-You're never too old to watch Saturday morning cartoons.

-Nor are you ever too old to celebrate your birthday like it's the last one you'll ever have.

-A glass of wine and a talk with a good friend can solve all of life's problems.

-Touching raw meat is one of the grossest things EVER.

-I watch too much Big Bang Theory.

-There is no such thing as watching too much Big Bang Theory.

-Inappropriate things are sometimes the funniest things.

-Peyton Manning is the all time greatest quarterback.

-A list should end with a good number.  25 is much better than 24, 40 is better than 39 {unless we're talking about age}.

-Instagram is addictive. 

-Men should never wear speedo's.

-Girl Scout cookies should be sold year around.

-Everyone should work in the food industry at some point in their life.

-Burning your bum on a hot leather seat is less fun than sweating while wearing a skirt.

-Sweating while wearing a skirt is not fun.

-No child under the age of 12 needs a cell phone.  Period.

-Everything tastes better with cheese on it.

-There is no such thing as too many pairs of shoes.

-Nutella is its own food group.

-Life is best when you have something to believe in.